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Jennifer Aniston and John McCain Split.
The actress and Republican have recently split up, Aniston tells barackobamasworld.com quote “He was just so old, his wrinkled palms would often suction to my skin during love making.” Said the 39 year old former Friends star. We caught up with senator John McCain and asked him what his thoughts were. “Jennifer is the smartest, most talented, and youngest women I have ever beaten, uh, slept with.”
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Since Aniston’s divorce from Hollywood’s heartthrob doorknob Brad Pitt, she has been linked to about 52 different men, most recent being John McCain. “Poor girl, I pity her. She just cannot get over John, it’s like she’s obsessed with him, she keeps crying out his name in bed, it sounds like bravinohn, tragic.” Said a long time stalker, who has asked to remain anonymous.
We can’t tell you just how hot we think Jennifer is, but we can tell you this, if she ever finds it in herself to write to us, we will more then be happy to volunteer to help her get over Brad. - Webmaster Mayhem | |
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