Search for the Lost Republican Fossil!
 

  I scoured the web in search of the rare specimen John McCain, but to no avail. Not a single decent John McCain joke pic that truly represented this ancient relic. I phoned a paleontologist friend of mine to see if he could help me in my quest to unlock the secrets of the John McCain myth. Here is how that conversation went.

RING! (that’s the sound a phone makes.)

(FRIEND) “Hello!”

(ME) “Hey dude, I need you to dig up some bones for me.”

(FRIEND) “Sure”

(ME) “K bye.”

  Within minutes he had returned the results of his Google image search which turned up nothing. Damn, I had to unlock the code, I quickly found an image of an elephant skeleton (because he is a republican get it?) The image would have to work, I found that tired yet still totally amusing image of John McCain in his mad face moment. With my Photoshop application ready I went to work. Fifteen minutes later I discovered the long lost missing link, the fossil of John McCain! To this day, no one believes me, but I swear to you what I speak of is true! - Webmaster Mayhem

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